[April Fool's Joke] Balance Changes

After reviewing the RPs in general, in order to make them more fair for everyone participating and their characters, I have decided to nerf and buff certain aspects of the Ruthless Galaxy universe. The changes are described below. Please note that no offense at all is meant by these changes, they are simply necessary for balance. Thank you for your cooperation.

-At any time, though depending on the situation at hand, Kradus will have the ability to teleport to a location and begin to spout exposition.

-Prussian's(Now Bavarian? I don't know what to think) races are to form their own faction, the Uber Deustch Verbruderung because Germany.

-Ravage's Stealth Strider is now the size of a large planet and has been renamed to the Stealth Stomper.

-In response to numerous complaints by Whoster, Xej is now infatuated with Lamor to the point of it being, as Unsilenced Retribution once stated, "Really creepy."

-Lamor no longer cares for Alyna and is also in love with Xej. Svar is also a third wheel in this relationship.

-For unknown reasons, the UFIAI has been replaced with the uploaded consciousnesses of celebrities, and all sound like Stephen Hawking while using communication devices. Their leader is Kanye West, and when declaring war will repeatedly say, "Don't let me get in my zone."

-On the subject of civilization structures, Admiral Marr is now the Mondarian leader of the Imperial Despot of Jiiran, and all other Mondarians have been replaced with Jiiran clones.

-Of course, I can't forget this - The Confederacy will be replaced with MLG, the Terminus Pact with the Illuminati, and the Dominion with the Russian government. The Eldraunn and Loccalians will become the embodiments of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney during the 2012 election, respectively.

-Loading screens are now necessary for some events. When your characters travel somewhere or there is a small timeskip, you need to describe a loading screen that a third person observer would see when watching. This loading screen must include a reference to a either Quentin Tarantino film, Marble Hornets, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect or Halo (to appease Whoster's insatiable hunger for Halo).

-So far, we have not been able to integrate many new races into the Disruption. As such, all races not yet used in the Disruption, such as the Hithe, Xliviens, and Xenoqqi will be placed in a new RP called Space Jam 2: Ruthless Electric Boogaloo, an exact replica of the movie Space Jam in which all characters besides Michael Jordon are characters from these races.

Please read these carefully so that they are understood. Thank you for your cooperation.

Nice getting these up so fast, Zar.

Hint: reading the post backwards unlocks the secret of Earth.

Excellent, I think these changes will be great for the storyline. I was getting worried that the RP was getting too unconventional.

These new changes will also ought to pull in the ten-year-old-COD-player crowd. Brilliant work, Zar.

This is how Hithe play basketball.