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Or an alternate galaxy
[19:04:01] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ALTERNATE
[19:04:03] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : THAT'S IT
[19:04:05] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Oh wait Whos
[19:04:07] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ALTERNATE EVERYTHING
[19:04:18] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : What if they are explorers from a different galaxy separate from Ravena
[19:04:20] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : WE SHOULD DO AN ALTERNATE TIMESTREAM
[19:04:26] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : So like new people can join
[19:04:47] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : But the Eldraunn are present because they're a multigalactic super hegemonic empire
[19:04:55] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And follow the explorers as antagonists
[19:05:10] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Eeehh.
[19:05:14] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Idk, maybe.
[19:05:47] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : I think we should do an alternate timestream plot, where the Confederacy is completely evil, Xavez's uprising in 10,007 was a success, etc...
[19:06:08] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : The Terminus Pact can be the heroes
[19:06:22] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : and the Dominion the amoral, greedy alliance.
[19:06:36] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ....Chimerosu lost their war with the Grubblons...so now the Grubblons are the rulers...
[19:07:15] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Oooooh
[19:07:18] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...which means giant moths have an empire.
[19:07:25] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Maybe we should come to tonysaur with these ideas
[19:07:33] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : and help him to install them in Paradox Machine
[19:07:40] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...and there are several different species, just as though the same events still happened.
[19:07:42] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : So maybe characters can peak into an alternate timestream
[19:07:48] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : but to a different race.
[19:08:41] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Perhaps
[19:08:45] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Lol Whos
[19:09:02] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : What if the Jorro'kil made the Krathunians and not the other way around?
[19:09:07] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And then the name of the Chimerosu race will be used as a swear word among Grubblons...
[19:09:14] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : OOOH YES.
[19:09:24] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And the Weeae won the Metan War
[19:09:30] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : *Wreae
[19:09:33] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : I'd like it if the Jorro'kil were super-advanced, near transcendant beings.
[19:09:42] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...no
[19:09:42] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Who traverse the galaxy as the stuff of legend.
[19:09:59] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : jealous..
[19:10:29] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Summonagons are replaced with monsters that look like writihing masses of tentacles and misplaced eyes, like eldritch monsters...
[19:11:09] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ....and Dracosians will in turn look like vaguely unicorn-inspired aliens (I imagine unicorns as the opposite of dragons. Please note, I am NOT making unicorns as aliens, just using them as inspiration)
[19:11:57] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Lol ok
[19:12:09] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : The Vrentus are still the Xarthonians
[19:12:16] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...finally, the Werean....
[19:12:23] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : But instead used biology to make themselves functionally immortal
[19:12:28] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...uh...THINK what's the opposite of a fish?
[19:12:39] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Walking masses of coral or sponge?
[19:12:45] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...I still like the aquatic idea.
[19:12:48] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Sure lol
[19:13:28] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Transcendant Jorro'kil
[19:13:33] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : the way of the futuuuure
[19:13:33] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And feline aliens will replace sniffer/hearin hounds.
[19:14:06] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...Unicorn-ish creatures will replace the Skelrans...
[19:14:14] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...or phoenix-like things...
[19:14:18] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...and finally...
[19:14:27] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : if I get around to alternate-selves...
[19:14:53] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Ravage's parallel will be a male Grubblon...
[19:15:08] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...perhaps with spider-like traits...
[19:15:23] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...and if Xenos ever gets a parallel...uh...let's see...
[19:15:23] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : lol
[19:16:11] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Umm....I guess...some sort of primate?
[19:16:26] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Giant gorilla/monkey/baboon-like monster...
[19:16:46] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : With an armadillo shell instead of thick skin?
[19:16:59] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And a powerful sense of smell, instead of eyesight.
[19:17:39] [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...and if Arachnarche ever appear in this parallel world...

[22:40:04] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : How's that post comin'?
[22:40:15] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Pretty good
[22:40:17] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : but
[22:40:21] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : where are they keeping that sword?
[22:40:59] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : I was thinking about being a total stinker and saying "Oh, we tossed that out the airlock" or something.
[22:41:49] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : What do you think?
[22:42:34] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : idk
[22:42:43] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : should they have like a vault or something where they keep people's shit?
[22:43:10] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : LOL
[22:43:27] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : I'm sorry but..
[22:43:39] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Zar that was unintentionally hilarious.
[22:43:54] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...you know what i meant
[22:44:06] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Yeah but still.
[22:44:12] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Well, there could be, I guess.
[22:45:15] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Jex can nod, in the post, if relthar asks him about it
[22:45:20] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : where would it be?
[22:45:28] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : and Relthar can use the ship's layout in HUD to locate it
[22:45:35] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : *in his
[22:46:19] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : ...but
[22:46:24] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : where do you want it
[22:46:29] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : You can make that part up.
[22:46:46] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : I guess it would be in the weapons level
[22:46:56] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : that stores weapons for the guards
[22:46:58] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : and shtuff
[22:48:08] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : And there'll definitely be soldiers hiding out there
[22:48:16] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : So relthar can slaughter them like fowl..
[22:48:24] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : "Birds of prey"
[22:48:27] @ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : lol

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[19:58:09] Whoster joined the chat on Thu 20 Nov 2014 - 19:58.

[19:58:25] ThePrussianCompy joined the chat on Thu 20 Nov 2014 - 19:58.

[19:58:31] @ ThePrussianCompy : Eyy..

[19:59:25] Whoster : Yeee.

[19:59:40] @ ThePrussianCompy : How are you this afternoon?.

[19:59:59] Whoster : It's 6:00.

[20:00:08] Whoster : Your wrong time is wrong..

[20:00:24] Whoster : And I'm pretty decent..

[20:00:35] @ ThePrussianCompy : It's 4:00 here.

[20:00:40] @ ThePrussianCompy : so hush.

[20:00:51] Whoster : Well then you're in the wrong part of the world..

[20:01:04] Whoster : Shshshshs.

[20:01:07] Whoster : Post with keo.

[20:01:10] @ ThePrussianCompy : Man! I've been living my life wrong!.

[20:01:21] @ ThePrussianCompy : Kay.

[20:01:24] Whoster : Lemme tell you how to live your life....

[20:01:44] Whoster : ALSO.

[20:01:47] Whoster : [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

[20:02:01] Whoster : we should really.. do something.. sometime.. with that ^.

[20:02:35] @ ThePrussianCompy : I'm sure the Mature forum gets a lot of activity..

[20:02:59] Whoster : No kidding, I was just looking in there..

[20:03:08] Whoster : Are we mature enough..?.

[20:03:26] Whoster : There's no sex and practically no swearing, but is intense violence alone enough to get us in there?.

[20:03:40] @ ThePrussianCompy : "╟Vampire┼Hunter╢ (IC)(M)".

[20:03:41] Whoster : And do we want to attract those kinds of players?.

[20:03:45] @ ThePrussianCompy : kinky.

[20:03:51] @ ThePrussianCompy : Probably not.

[20:03:55] Whoster : Sshshshshsh..

[20:04:02] Whoster : Well then....

[20:04:02] @ ThePrussianCompy : The idea of alien sex makes me uncomfortable..

[20:04:14] Whoster : I know it does..

[20:04:23] Whoster : That's why we had that long conversation about it that one time..

[20:04:58] Whoster : SO..

[20:05:07] @ ThePrussianCompy : If we do set up a recruitment office, we should probably stay away from those..

[20:05:09] Whoster : Let's start kidnapping people and forcing them to sign up..

[20:05:15] Whoster : Mhmm..

[20:05:15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Or that.

[20:05:40] @ ThePrussianCompy : All for it.

[20:06:01] Whoster : Or we could just setup in the sci-fi section of that forum....

[20:06:10] Whoster : I don't know what kind of RP we'd start..

[20:06:10] @ ThePrussianCompy : anyway, gonna start my post now, Prepare for a slower reaction time.

[20:06:16] Whoster : All the good plots have been taken....

[20:06:21] Whoster : SLOWER.

[20:06:23] @ ThePrussianCompy : Yeah.

[20:06:23] Whoster : REACTION.

[20:06:23] Whoster : TIME.

[20:06:28] Whoster : < Is prepared.

[20:06:44] @ ThePrussianCompy : Chatlag already does that to me, though.

[20:07:03] @ ThePrussianCompy : Prepare for an even slower reation time, then.

[20:07:37] @ ThePrussianCompy : To recap:.

[20:07:38] Whoster : Hrrrnnng..

[20:08:06] @ ThePrussianCompy : Nevermind, actually..

[20:08:18] Whoster : ALIENS, LIKE ALIENS.

[20:08:39] @ ThePrussianCompy : I get it, I get it.

[20:08:43] Whoster : LIVIN' FOR APPLAUSE-PLAUSE-P-P-P-P-PLAUSE.

[20:09:00] @ ThePrussianCompy : Just.

[20:09:25] @ ThePrussianCompy : ...How about I look and infer, brain?.

[20:09:42] @ ThePrussianCompy : Okay, I'll stop asking questions, Whoster.

[20:09:56] Whoster : [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

[20:11:30] @ ThePrussianCompy : I had no idea what Alim meant when he said "power dampener".

[20:11:46] @ ThePrussianCompy : and now I look like a silly goose.

[20:12:21] @ ThePrussianCompy : and then I don't post again afterwords.

[20:12:56] Whoster : You look like a frivolous goose. Big diff.

[12:47:53 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Every time I see your name I think it says "Ghost"
[12:51:03 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wooooooooooo
[12:51:45 02/01/15] @ Darkel : AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[12:54:29 02/01/15] @ Darkel : PI
[12:54:30 02/01/15] @ Darkel : PI
[12:55:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : what
[12:55:24 02/01/15] @ Ghost : you defeat ghosts with Vacuum Cleaners
[12:58:04 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Cheese.
[12:58:46 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ...
[13:03:34 02/01/15] @ Darkel : ...
[13:03:57 02/01/15] * Darkel vacuums cleanered
[13:04:18 02/01/15] @ Ghost : YOW
[13:04:40 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yeah that's right lady
[13:06:07 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wtf'
[13:06:12 02/01/15] @ Ghost : I'm not a lady ghost
[13:06:43 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes you are
[13:06:57 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Don't lie. I found your spectral panties.
[13:07:13 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And your ectoplasmic bra
[13:08:36 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ... that's my sister's...
[13:09:17 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Ew
[13:10:02 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Psyche
[13:10:06 02/01/15] @ Ghost : it's your sister's
[13:10:12 02/01/15] @ Ghost : I ghosted her
[13:10:29 02/01/15] @ Darkel : My sister is male
[13:11:06 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : AAH
[13:11:11 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[13:11:13 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : A GHOST
[13:11:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : HOW THE FUDGE
[13:11:18 02/01/15] @ Ghost : DID YOU DO THAT
[13:11:22 02/01/15] @ Ghost : THAT IS SCARY
[13:11:29 02/01/15] @ Darkel : OMG YOU FRIGHTENED ME
[13:11:56 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : wait
[13:12:05 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : You sister
[13:12:08 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : is a male?
[13:12:29 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes
[13:12:55 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : is that some weird fetish she has?
[13:13:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[13:13:40 02/01/15] @ Darkel : She is male
[13:14:01 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : what dimension was she born in?
[13:14:06 02/01/15] @ Ghost : this
[13:14:08 02/01/15] @ Ghost : is
[13:14:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : not
[13:14:11 02/01/15] @ Ghost : even
[13:14:11 02/01/15] @ Darkel : A giant brute Goliath with a bigger beard than Hagrid and a house built on the rice parties
[13:14:12 02/01/15] @ Ghost : OH WAIT
[13:14:16 02/01/15] @ Darkel : *patties
[13:14:20 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Is she a fish? Some fish can change their sex.
[13:14:35 02/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[13:14:43 02/01/15] @ Darkel : But she eats fish
[13:14:47 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And little kids
[13:14:52 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And she is a fish
[13:15:06 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Again, what dimension?
[13:15:12 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : oh.
[13:15:15 02/01/15] * Darkel vacuums cleanered
[13:15:17 02/01/15] @ Darkel : ...
[13:15:36 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wtf
[13:15:50 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Wut
[13:16:11 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lol those must have been the messages that didn't go through earlier
[13:16:43 02/01/15] @ Darkel : My sister was the snake from the Garden of Eden
[13:17:05 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Is Forumotion spazzing out?
[13:17:26 02/01/15] @ Darkel : It did last night
[13:17:28 02/01/15] @ Ghost : the snake was Lucifer...
[13:17:30 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wait
[13:17:30 02/01/15] @ Ghost : no
[13:17:36 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Lucifer went into the snake...
[13:17:48 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Also Priddian, I uploaded more art
[13:17:50 02/01/15] @ Ghost : so
[13:17:55 02/01/15] @ Ghost : the snake was...
[13:17:59 02/01/15] @ Ghost : your sister?
[13:18:07 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : "Priddian"
[13:18:08 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes
[13:18:12 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ALL SNAKES ARE DESCENDED FROM YOUR SISTER?
[13:18:15 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : That's a new one
[13:18:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAT THE WHAT
[13:18:26 02/01/15] @ Darkel : *Prussian
[13:19:31 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Sorry, this universe doesn't support bi-genderedness
[13:20:03 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : And, i mean, not in the way you're thinking.
[13:20:36 02/01/15] @ Darkel : ...
[13:20:51 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Prussian, all must accept the bi
[13:20:59 02/01/15] @ Ghost : no
[13:21:04 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Be bi
[13:21:51 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : nu
[13:23:38 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : What's it like being a male female, according to your sister?
[13:24:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Isn't that being completely androgenous...?
[13:24:32 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : no, she clearly has two genders.
[13:24:56 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : You gotta learn to listen, Ghast.
[13:25:01 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I don't talk to my sister
[13:25:20 02/01/15] @ Darkel : She is a Potter. We don't put up with their oddness here.
[13:25:41 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : damn potters
[13:25:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : IKR
[13:26:05 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Hiding small gems inside of pots
[13:26:31 02/01/15] @ Darkel : She's dead now anyways
[13:26:34 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Oh, wait, wrong universe.
[13:26:55 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : >_>
[13:27:06 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lol
[13:27:14 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wtf
[13:27:18 02/01/15] @ Ghost : are we even discussing
[13:27:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : She just had to go and get herself blown up
[13:27:47 02/01/15] @ Darkel : But oh, she was always mother's favorite
[13:27:52 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Idiot.
[13:28:18 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Something, something, Mallis
[13:28:40 02/01/15] @ Darkel : What is a Mallis
[13:28:41 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : (i dont get thiz reference)
[13:28:57 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I'm on mobile
[13:29:39 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I got a nastolgia kick and took a look back at Roleplex.
[13:29:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : My "perfect" little sister. We always knew she was weird. But then we got a letter in the mail. We had a witch in the famil.
[13:30:05 02/01/15] @ Darkel : *family
[13:30:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : My parents were so proud
[13:30:36 02/01/15] @ Darkel : But I was the only one who saw her for what she was. A FREAK.
[13:30:43 02/01/15] @ Ghost : BURN THE WITCH
[13:30:43 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Wait, this is reverse harry potter.
[13:30:48 02/01/15] @ Ghost : BURN HER AT THE STEAK
[13:31:30 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Oh and then she went and got herself killed. And then left us with that child, and I always knew he'd be exactly like her
[13:31:41 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Is that how she got two genders?
[13:31:48 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Being a witch?
[13:32:02 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes
[13:32:13 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Girls get wands for a reason
[13:32:57 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Yyyyyyyyyyup.
[13:33:22 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : You were just waiting to make that pun.
[13:33:39 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes
[13:34:29 02/01/15] * Ghost waylays Darkel
[13:34:55 02/01/15] * Darkel is not waylaid
[13:35:11 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : So I'm still on that nostalgia kick
[13:35:22 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Oh?
[13:35:25 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Roleplex is dead and gone
[13:35:27 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : and want to know how Mallis is doing
[13:35:32 02/01/15] @ Ghost : I have no idea what's going on with Storywen
[13:35:34 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I know
[13:35:42 02/01/15] @ Ghost : web
[13:36:05 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Mallis is still evil
[13:36:20 02/01/15] @ Darkel : i was actually thinkin about remakin him a bit
[13:37:14 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : He's the most lovable mass murderer.
[13:37:25 02/01/15] @ Ghost : what
[13:37:28 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lol
[13:37:31 02/01/15] @ Ghost : That's Kradus's title.
[13:37:34 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : If i do say so myself
[13:37:56 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Well
[13:38:14 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Mallis eats universes
[13:38:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : What do you guys think of an RP where we each have to roleplay as one of another person's characters?
[13:38:25 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Kradus is far more well-written, I think. But if we compared the two, Mallis would be more powerful
[13:38:49 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Explain, ghoul?
[13:38:59 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Yeah, Mallis eats universes
[13:39:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I think I'm going to give his story more maturity with a story I may post on Storyweb
[13:39:22 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : yep
[13:39:26 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Well, I mean exactly what I said.
[13:39:38 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : How would it work?
[13:39:40 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Where we give our take on characters that are not our own.
[13:39:48 02/01/15] @ Ghost : In various situations created.
[13:40:15 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I know exactly how that would go
[13:40:25 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : hmm
[13:40:33 02/01/15] @ Ghost : oh?
[13:40:38 02/01/15] @ Ghost : straight into the ground?
[13:40:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Kradus commits suicide while Lamor and Xej become gay partners
[13:41:10 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAT THE FU-
[13:41:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : *STATIC*
[13:41:30 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : We all know thats where the dtory is going
[13:41:30 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Wrenon on the other hand invites Primitus to a bounce-castle party
[13:41:38 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : *story
[13:42:04 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Syprus wants to get in on the fun but Primitus urinates in his face
[13:42:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : why is Xej the victim of gay jokes
[13:42:11 02/01/15] @ Ghost : whyyyyyy
[13:42:13 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I've noriced that hakf of all fanfiction is erotoc fanfiction
[13:42:18 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : *half
[13:42:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : (Because Primitus can pee on this story)
[13:42:22 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Dark
[13:42:23 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : *noticed
[13:42:26 02/01/15] @ Ghost : NOBODY HERE
[13:42:30 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WRITES LIKE THAT
[13:42:33 02/01/15] @ Ghost : besides maybe you
[13:42:40 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : and 70% of all erotic fanfiction is gay
[13:42:45 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : therefore
[13:42:58 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Xej is 70% gay
[13:43:05 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And soon Alyna and Rana become sister wives to Xonoc while he drinks himself to death
[13:43:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : NO
[13:43:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAT THE FUDGE
[13:43:18 02/01/15] @ Ghost : XONOC IS SOBER
[13:43:35 02/01/15] @ Ghost : And he doesn't want to get married
[13:43:37 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Shancar becomes an ice-cream truck driver
[13:43:40 02/01/15] @ Ghost : this is completely out of character
[13:43:48 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ARE YOU TROLLING ME?
[13:44:01 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Jorro'kil have their priorities messed up
[13:44:20 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Love before war, man...
[13:44:42 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And the Jorro'kil all take mates from the Dranzoot, eventually creating a cross-breed race
[13:45:22 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And then we have Jeppi and Smugger shootin lasers at the moon with Edus
[13:45:47 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And then te moon blows up and becomes Darth Vader
[13:45:57 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ... this sounds like someone's been takin' shrooms
[13:45:58 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Meanwhile on Spacebook there is much gossip
[13:46:20 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Fauldus begins to breed with Svar
[13:46:35 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAT
[13:46:36 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And the two engage in odd experiments with their bodies
[13:46:55 02/01/15] @ Darkel : They even try the Kama Sutra
[13:47:08 02/01/15] @ Ghost : I don't even
[13:47:11 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Kradus becomes Sporemaster on the Sporum and -
[13:47:30 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I'm sorry, that's even worse than what I was typing
[13:47:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Svar eventually gets hooked on lot and cocaine, gets involved in a drug war, then is killed by Alyna when she tried to cheat on Xonoc with him and he refuses
[13:47:57 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : Whoster you're not Ghost
[13:48:02 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : lol what
[13:48:33 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : uh...
[13:48:33 02/01/15] @ Darkel : We're discussing what an RP where we all controlled a different person's character would be like
[13:48:39 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : ooh
[13:48:50 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I'm telling them how it would all go down
[13:48:53 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : Xej would get rejected by female jorro'kil nover and over and over again
[13:48:55 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : Razz
[13:49:02 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : *over
[13:49:08 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Scroll up for more
[13:49:10 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : see?
[13:49:14 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Gaaaaaaaay
[13:49:14 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : kk
[13:49:24 02/01/15] @ Darkel : We already discussed Xej and Lamor being gay
[13:49:37 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Meanwhile Kradus commits suicide
[13:50:12 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : My characters fade away into the background
[13:51:31 02/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[13:51:41 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Edacious becomes a famous tattoo artist
[13:52:02 02/01/15] @ Darkel : In secret he tries to hook up with Xonoc
[13:52:07 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And Xonoc accepts
[13:52:13 02/01/15] @ Ghost : XONOC
[13:52:15 02/01/15] @ Ghost : IS NOT BI
[13:52:16 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : LOL
[13:52:17 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I'm fairly sure you had to look tbat up before you began typing
[13:52:20 02/01/15] @ Ghost : He's asexual you jerks
[13:52:22 02/01/15] @ Darkel : This causes problems with Alyna and Rana, te sister wives
[13:52:29 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : *that
[13:53:03 02/01/15] @ Ghost : Menawhile, Lamor grows a pair, goes straight, and becomes a strong farmer in the land of Mordor-Ravenna.
[13:53:05 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Wha would I have to look up?
[13:53:35 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : ...
[13:53:37 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Edacious
[13:53:46 02/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[13:53:53 02/01/15] @ Darkel : That doesn't work Ghoster
[13:54:06 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And no I didn't look that up lol
[13:54:31 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lamor eventually rejects Xej because too gay
[13:54:44 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ... what
[13:54:48 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHYYYYYY
[13:54:51 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And his aser hole really starts to hurt
[13:55:17 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lamor wanders the streets of Ravena offering kids candy
[13:55:17 02/01/15] @ Ghost : /facepalm
[13:55:25 02/01/15] @ Ghost : "To gay, or not to gay."
[13:55:28 02/01/15] @ Darkel : And becomes popstar pedophile
[13:55:29 02/01/15] @ Ghost : *Ravenna
[13:55:34 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WTF
[13:55:40 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : This begs the question
[13:55:46 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Tha would be a good title
[13:55:54 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : How do Dranzoot poop?
[13:55:59 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : ...
[13:56:19 02/01/15] @ Darkel : They have holes in the roof of their tales
[13:56:42 02/01/15] @ Ghost : They have to drink roofies to poop
[13:56:47 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : I didn't expect an answer.
[13:57:01 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Lol
[13:57:22 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I already have all of the weird sexual things about each race figured out
[13:57:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Jorro'kil obviously put their junk in an AK-47 to reproduce
[13:58:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : what
[13:58:17 02/01/15] @ Ghost : no
[13:58:21 02/01/15] @ Ghost : that's not how it works
[13:58:29 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : ...lol
[13:58:30 02/01/15] @ Ghost : lemme break down the birds and the other birds
[13:58:41 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I know lol
[13:59:56 02/01/15] @ Darkel : We've been over how they reproduce
[14:00:13 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Let's see... who else have we forgoten
[14:00:21 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Oh yes, Skandy
[14:00:33 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : The Felinites
[14:00:43 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Don't forget the Felinites
[14:00:47 02/01/15] @ Darkel : He shall open a candy shop called Skandy's Kandy
[14:00:55 02/01/15] @ Darkel : I won't lol
[14:01:18 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Skandy sells Kandy all day and then goes home to masturbate to cats
[14:01:20 02/01/15] @ Ghost : wtf
[14:01:32 02/01/15] @ Ghost : WHAT THE FU*static*
[14:01:44 02/01/15] @ Darkel : After he rapes them they become the Felinites
[14:01:54 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ..... that's...
[14:01:56 02/01/15] @ Ghost : just...
[14:01:57 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : Atomic beavers
[14:01:58 02/01/15] @ Ghost : why
[14:02:01 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : ...wow
[14:02:07 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : oh god the atomic beavers
[14:02:09 02/01/15] @ Ghost : /back
[14:02:24 02/01/15] @ Ghost : ATTO-MICK BEE-VARES
[14:02:46 02/01/15] @ Darkel : Atomic beavers happen when Kradus shoots himself. The waste that comes out of him when he does mutates into the Atomic Beavers
[14:03:20 02/01/15] @ Zaroas : lol
[14:03:32 02/01/15] @ Darkel : That's where the saying "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" comes from
[14:03:47 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : they conquer Ravena with quadrillions of ships
[14:03:52 02/01/15] @ Darkel : It's also what puppets say when they've been possessed by a demon
[14:03:54 02/01/15] @ ThePrussianCompy : amirite

[01:45:35 03/01/15] @ Whoster : Want me to tighten your cummerbund>.

[01:45:48 03/01/15] @ Zaroas : alright.

[01:45:55 03/01/15] @ Zaroas : THAT WAS DIRECTED.

[01:45:56 03/01/15] @ Zaroas : AT DARKEL.

[01:45:58 03/01/15] @ Zaroas : NOT WHSOTER.

[01:46:00 03/01/15] @ Zaroas : WHOSTER.

[01:46:04 03/01/15] @ Whoster : LOL.

[01:46:12 03/01/15] @ Darkel : LOL.

[01:46:25 03/01/15] @ Whoster : I'm dying.

[01:46:29 03/01/15] @ Whoster : say more words Zar.

[01:46:34 03/01/15] @ Darkel : Screenshotted

[21:56:37 03/01/15] @ Whoster : I'm gonna make a black sitcom called "Yo yo yo!"

[19:14:05 09/01/15] @ Whoster : yo
[19:14:55 09/01/15] @ Whoster : what's up?
[19:19:30 09/01/15] @ Whoster : the sky
[19:19:35 09/01/15] @ Whoster : ikr whoster
[19:19:39 09/01/15] @ Whoster : the sky is so up
[19:19:44 09/01/15] @ Whoster : that's what I'm talkin' bout

[16:53:03] @ Whoster : I'm gonna go watch scarecrow porn

[12:43:57 12/01/15] @ Whoster : Unfortunately, I misspoke, and instead of saying "disc" I said.... "This game is so big you need two dicks to play."

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[17:36:58] @ Darkel : Rey
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[17:37:15] @ Zaroas : hry
[17:37:17] @ Zaroas : hrey
[17:37:21] @ Darkel : Hreu

[22:51:15] @ ThePrussianCompy : What kind of sauce
[22:51:42] @ Darkel : No sauce
[22:51:46] @ Darkel : Just dirt
[22:52:01] @ ThePrussianCompy : What kind of goddamn commie eats spaghetti without sauce

[12:27:03] @ Darkel : .
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[12:28:25] @ Zaroas : sorry
[12:28:28] @ Zaroas : had to go away for a bit
[12:30:37] @ Zaroas : .
[12:34:31] @ Darkel : Ah ok
[12:36:00] @ Darkel : Still alyv?
[12:37:52] @ Darkel : .
[12:41:07] @ Darkel : ZAR
[12:41:15] @ Darkel : COME BACK
[12:41:20] @ Zaroas : wat
[12:41:28] @ Darkel : Hi
[12:42:23] @ Darkel : SAY HI BACK NOW
[12:42:52] @ Zaroas : hi
[12:42:58] @ Zaroas : see?
[12:43:25] @ Darkel : Thnx
[12:43:36] @ Darkel : Noaw
[12:43:51] @ Darkel : Les diskus sumethn
[12:44:07] @ Zaroas : ok
[12:45:13] @ Darkel : Oh I was thinking we could actually come up with a name for what the orbs are instead of just calling them orbs
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[12:45:21] Whostah : oops
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[12:45:38] whoster : better
[12:45:46] @ Darkel : What
[12:45:55] @ Zaroas : i agree darkel
[12:46:05] @ Darkel : Put caps on front or I'll up and end you
[12:46:21] @ Darkel : And awesomemossuacrr Zart
[12:46:34] whoster : Could we call them...
[12:46:37] whoster : "Spheres?"
[12:46:46] @ Darkel : ...
[12:46:46] @ Darkel : No
[12:47:05] whoster : Balls?
[12:47:15] @ Darkel : No
[12:47:16] @ Zaroas : ..
[12:47:27] whoster : Roundies?
[12:47:53] @ Zaroas : ...
[12:48:01] @ Darkel : Yes Roundies
[12:48:58] @ Zaroas : great


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[12:41:15 18/01/15] @ Darkel : COME BACK
[12:41:20 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : wat
[12:41:28 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Hi
[12:42:23 18/01/15] @ Darkel : SAY HI BACK NOW
[12:42:52 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : hi
[12:42:58 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : see?
[12:43:25 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Thnx
[12:43:36 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Noaw
[12:43:51 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Les diskus sumethn
[12:44:07 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : ok
[12:45:13 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Oh I was thinking we could actually come up with a name for what the orbs are instead of just calling them orbs
[12:45:21 18/01/15] Whostah : oops
[12:45:38 18/01/15] whoster : better
[12:45:46 18/01/15] @ Darkel : What
[12:45:55 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : i agree darkel
[12:46:05 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Put caps on front or I'll up and end you
[12:46:21 18/01/15] @ Darkel : And awesomemossuacrr Zart
[12:46:34 18/01/15] whoster : Could we call them...
[12:46:37 18/01/15] whoster : "Spheres?"
[12:46:38 18/01/15] @ Darkel : And kawl Wohster
[12:46:46 18/01/15] @ Darkel : ...
[12:46:46 18/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[12:47:05 18/01/15] whoster : Balls?
[12:47:15 18/01/15] @ Darkel : No
[12:47:16 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : ..
[12:47:27 18/01/15] whoster : Roundies?
[12:47:53 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : ...
[12:48:01 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Yes Roundies
[12:48:58 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : great
[12:49:02 18/01/15] whoster : "Hooray!"
[12:49:14 18/01/15] @ Darkel : Huzzah!
[12:50:11 18/01/15] @ Zaroas : seriously though

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[20:41:10] @ Zaroas : DARKEL
[20:41:13] @ Zaroas : GRT THE FUCK NO
[20:41:19] @ Zaroas : GET THE FUCK ON
[20:41:56] @ Zaroas : auauauauauauauagh
[20:42:14] @ Zaroas : that was my darkel mating call
[20:48:07] @ Zaroas : .
[20:48:07] @ Zaroas : .
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[20:49:36] @ Darkel : I knew if I played hard to get I would get something good