Happy Valentine's Day RG!

It's Vday! The day for couples to express their love and singles to express their loneliness! Who is your forum Valentine?

This can only end badly... that being said:

Darkel, will you be my valentine? But  we can't do any of that luvy-duvy stuff. I'm not into that.

In my school we were all asked to write a poem to our Valentine. I did not have a Valentine, so my poem became addressed to a figurative person that doesn't exist. Just because of the fact that I do actually like poetry, I'm posting what I wrote.


A being whose existence is uncertain,

you are like time and space,

forming something that has no form,

you do not exist,

yet you may still have substance,

and possess a name,


There may be indication of you,

a disturbance that bends,

rending a galaxy's light,

yet you remain a force,

something only half understood,

while I remain secluded,

unaware of your shape,


Do you possess a mouth,

the power to speak,

are your eyes watching,

so that you see interesting events,

as they occur,

can you hear the reality,

of the world around you,


Do you even exist in this place,

or do I address,

only a void,

never to answer at all.

Nice poem Vipera!

ThePrussianCompy wrote:This can only end badly... that being said:

Darkel, will you be my valentine? But  we can't do any of that luvy-duvy stuff. I'm not into that.

But the luv is the fun part

This is the most sciency poem that I've seen in a while. I think this poem is great, though that may not be much from someone who has never written poetry in his life.

As for Dark, I remain by my self-imposed boundries.

Uhh.

This is uncomfortable.

I know who Zar's valentine is though.

Mmmeeeee ttttooooo.

Darkel did you really just call today Vday.

o_O

You can't shake this love, bro.

Nope. Come on, guys.

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Step your game up.

Zaroas, I found something of yours. Please keep your love notes to yourself.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vipera's my Valentine
So keep off or I'll kill you.

V for Vipera
I love her so much
I can't keep her out of my mind
I want to buy her flowers and such

Why can't we just be
Be together?
I wanna pay your heart's fee
Show you what it's like to be with me

Your my girl, I'm your guy
Help me out
Don't be shy
Be my Valentine
I want you to be mine

I love you
Do you love me?
If anyone hurts you, tell me who
And dead I'll make them be.

Darkel wrote that, for the record.

Nice try guy

No I didn't!

I'm pretty positive it was Dark who wrote that. There are several crossed-out death-threats, although I think that might be going a bit far...

Regardless, conversation on this thread is suddenly very awkward...

Or Darkel has hacked Zaroas's account and can see all of his PMs to himself.

In which case we should elect a new, less tyrannical leader. I vote myself. *everyone agrees with a standing ovation*

Awkwardness is the essence of sociality.

Whoster, I believe Hitler treated his officers who said that quite nicely.

Yeah. They got cake.

You are all nuts.

Ew.

It's a peanut. Squirrels eat mostly pinecones and acorns...